Welcome to Ruby & Reign, the home of sarcastic shirts and even sassier dogs. If you're ready for comfortable, fun t-shirts and people who don’t get your humor, you’re in the right place.

So, who’s behind all this? That would be me—a professional overthinker, expert eye-roller, and lifelong fan of a perfectly timed sarcastic remark. And, of course, my two furry business partners, Ruby and Reign. Ruby is the brains of the operation (or at least she thinks she is), while Reign is here strictly for moral support and snack duty. Together, we turned our love for humor and comfy tees into a business that lets people wear their attitude proudly.

Every design is inspired by real-life moments—awkward encounters, everyday annoyances, and the general struggle of being a functional human. Whether you’re here for the dry wit, the blunt truths, or just a really comfy shirt, we’ve got you covered (literally).

So go ahead, pick your favorite, and let your wardrobe do the talking. And if someone takes offense? Just blame the dogs.